I have to come clean: I’m not like other popular rappers. I grew up in the suburbs and my parents had really great jobs.

Wife found my notebook where I wrote “Caleb Mathers” over and over again with a bunch of hearts

Less talk about Austin Butler, more talk about my awesome butler.

Barnaby (if you’re reading this) just know that you are a legend and are amazing at making cereal 🙌

Boston we love you 🫶…

PODCAST ABOUT LIST will be in Minneapolis 3/30

WORLD’S BIGGEST ARMY will be in Chicago 4/2

Broskis. Fuck serial killing.

I changing the pope name to Poop

Why tf it looks so fun to be gay 😭

this is in a week 😃

This leap day shit makes me fucking sick.

BOSTON and DETROIT this month w Caleb Pitts

Tickets: adamfriedland.com/tour

Fattest thing in this pic are my pockets…catch up!

Ulysses — A triumph, but dense. Highlighting the passages that moved me has been exceedingly helpful

If you have a really big wiener I think it’s honestly cruel to not show your friends when they ask to see it.

Cancel culture is so fucked up. I just lost my job. Just because I was dog shit at it.

This is all a distraction…

melee tournament at the ymca and i pull up w this

Found Footage

Junior Associate is OUT NOW

youtu.be/fLBMKU8f6KE?si…

Tickets for World’s Biggest Army’s sketch comedy tour are ON SALE NOW!!
It’s time to enlist!!