Say what you like about Akshata Murty, as a U-Boat Commander I would find it very hard to get a torpedo fix on her.

Who wore it better?

I’m pretty sure Fatwans has a spectral paw in this global IT outage.

It’s been a month; the saddest month of my life.

I miss Fatwans Fatwans. Only pet-owners know about all the little things. If you have a cat, while at home you never take a backwards step without first checking they’ve not slunk in behind your heels. Still doing it. After 19 years together I doubt I shall ever stop.

IT IS MY BIRTHDAY MONTH

We could really do with Fatwans’ orbital laser service in the UK just now. ⚡️

Only here now to watch the #Trimplosion. No more tweets. Find me on Threads; it’s lovely there. ♥️ Thanks by the way; I’ve had a wonderful time with you while it lasted, with Fatwans et al. Many wonderful things happened. #TwitterOut

Pete Buttigieg was on Fox News this morning and the anchor tried his best, but I am convinced this is a hazing ritual for them or something.

In less than 55 seconds Pete Buttigieg managed to bring the truth to millions of Fox News viewers who have been shielded from the actual FACTS on CRIME, on INFLATION and on the ECONOMY. Watch this clip from the DNC!

Blank Space (Donald’s Version) 🎶🗳️🤍 #NewVideo #TaylorSwift #BlankSpace #DonaldsVersion #Parody

I voted by mail – it was easy and a great excuse to say hi to some neighbors. If you're voting by mail like me, get your ballot in the mail right away. No matter how you vote, make sure you have a plan and get it done: IWillVote.com/Obama

Hey America! For the love of the cats that haven’t been eaten, please do the right thing. #Vote! Sincerely, the rest of the world. 🇺🇸👀 #USAElections 💙

Predictably, the owner of this place is trying to spread misinformation, so let's try and mess with the algorithm a bit by liking and retweeting this Pyramint.