What's next for the Tories?

Who needs farting cows when you've got onshore wind? It's the future man. #Energy

When I am Supreme Commander of All there will be compulsory classes in ‘How to behave in public spaces’. Meanwhile, lesson 1: Don’t do anything you would ordinarily do within the confines of your bathroom or bedroom in a public space. Nobody should see that.

WTAF?

Wouldn't it be great if Trump named Farage as his VP and they both run onto the stage naked as orange juice rains down and then they go to live together on Mars with Elon.

‘Trumpalude’ - the period of time that must elapse before a nation begins to forget what utter chaos and idiocy a person brings when in power. Closely connected to Goldfish Syndrome.

Why are mullets coming back and man buns never going away? 😵‍💫

BBC Opening Ceremony commentary excruciatingly dull and out of touch. Enough already. #OlympicGames

They ain't no Christians. JC was all about enjoyment, peace and love. Their sour po-faced gasbagging is enough to drive us into the arms of Dionysus. *sips wine* *thumbs Drag Weekly*

We could really do with Fatwans’ orbital laser service in the UK just now. ⚡️

Interpretive dance - always a winner. 🙄 #ClosingCermony

Olympic planners: Kylie doing an Abba medley has never been bettered. Just do that every time. #Sydney2000 #ClosingCermony

Memories of Johnson.

Who’d vote for this batshit crazy man? #PresidentialDebate

Explosive eh? Like diarrhoea?

Coming soon: “Foot shooting with your pet vampire - a Tory Masterclass”.

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We miss you Fatwans 🐈‍⬛ *sips pawsecco*

The weather has been a trifle warm of late so surely this can be forgiven.

“Prime Minister. How are your oxygen levels now that you’ve finished blowing so much smoke up that giant orange ass?” #KeyQuestions