Wow, I am...

Wink.

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#ThrowbackThursday Me and my beautiful wife.

Mmph.

Jeez... Can't catch a break what with... everything.

It's all a great, big mess.

[The twins are still so full of energy. It's going to be a long night.]

Ahem.

Hrm.

Christie! It's way past your bedtime, honey. And what did we say about bringing insects into the house?...

[Six days is a pretty impressive amount of time for the Halloween candy to have lasted, considering he has several tiny children who make games out of sneaking around.]

Christie, would you like to say what you're thankful for?

[Joseph home bakes panettone for everyone in the neighborhood, including Robert Small.. Merry Christmas!]

[He's having trouble sleeping and, upon going to the kitchen for a glass of water, it looks like so are his twins. Yawn.~] Okay, kiddos, do you think you can read daddy a bed time story and help him go to sleep? [He scoops them up and takes them to their room, kissing them both.]

[Disappears for the night.]

[Gone again.]

[He's doing yard work in the front, playing with the kiddos. He splashes them with the hose before setting up the sprinkler for them.]

[He's working on getting a red stain off the collar of his shirt.... Ah, well. Kids will be kids. Next time, he'll make sure Chris isn't holding cranberry juice.]