[Matt is fairly cheery, as always... even if Robert isn't. He'll broodily nurse his coffee in the corner alone, thanks.]

I wish that were some kind of innuendo but it's just a black cat behind my house, rolling in my garbage can.

[Enters the pet shelter with an angry pet carrier.] .

Stop. x.com/devoutmariner/…

I hate him.

...

[Which is why after a several-days' absence, he's pulling back up into his driveway in his ancient pickup truck at two in the morning.]

This house looks like Lucky the leprechaun threw his breakfast back up on it. x.com/HousesVictoria…

I should just move.

Whatever. #SeductiveSunday ;

[Late night, drunk walk through town.]

Same. youtube.com/watch?v=FzOv14…

Doesn't look like me. x.com/mortalsalience…

[... takes quiet notes.] x.com/thenetng/statu…

[Sits in the back of his pickup truck in a McDonald's parking lot, smoking and having a burger for... late breakfast.]

[Hangover? Check. Sunglasses? Check. Dubious tacos from a food truck? Check and check.]

[A liquor run on a Sunday? Don't mind if he does...]