You prefer blondes? Ok hitler

puse a mi novio a ver Avatar the Last Airbender and he’s loving it, hasta me pide que lo ponga 🥹🥰

men used to write love letters now they like your instagram story

in marriage, whoever has the cooler last name gets to continue their legacy. reject tradition

summer is great but personally i can’t wait for fall bc that’s when men finally put their toes away

Cocktails????? You had me at cock!!!!!

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ayer tenía mucho dolor de regla y mi suegra le llegó a mi casa con un heated blanket y chocolates porque mi novio le contó 🥹

Mi amorcito y yo durmiendo después de casi romper la cama…

How close i wanna be to my man

men with longer hair if you hear a voice that tells you to cut it that's the devil talking. you have to ignore it at all costs im not joking

when a man is annoying me, i hate that. but when i am annoying to a man, i think that’s something to get excited about

We don’t talk enough about the anticipatory grief of watching your parents age.

esta generación estaba tan cerca de vencer el tabaquismo y de repente empezaron a fumar de usbs

me whenever my friends start vaping in front of me

animals really be single moms of 6-8 just holding it down daily like girl what

Hey remember when you completely ruined it with the only girl who will ever love you