watching my friends be successful & having their dreams come true is one of the best feelings ever

remember when ihop was like well we are now ihob. and we were like ok? and then they were like we never said that

Y’all really get mad when people do u the way u did them… bye

Lil Wayne After He Made Tha Carter II

tell your friends you love them

gorgeous gorgeous girls still drink iced coffee when it’s 50 degrees out

I’m worried Kim and Kanye’s fighting is gonna pull North West in two different directions

why would i send a long paragraph when i can send 14 messages instead

You’re only as pretty as you treat people

sometimes i forget that not everyone went to a public high school where the fistfights started at 7:25am EST

I still wanna know why the popeyes chicken sandwich made y’all act like that

HOW FAST DID AIRPORT SECURITY CHANGE AFTER 9/11? WHY ARE WE NOT DOING THE SAME FOR OUR KIDS?

why would i finish a thought when i could start a new more exciting one

My coworker got on a Zoom call with a UF background. I responded accordingly

can’t do the teenage dirtbag tiktok trend i did the morning announcements

The 3 guarantees in life: -death -taxes -Your Dunkin’ order will taste different every time you order it

ibs = i be slaying

I fucking love every culture’s variation of fried dough filled with meats and spices. Empanadas? Dumplings? Samosas? Fuck me up every way possible

Do you ever go to sleep thinking of the coffee you’re going to have in the morning or are you normal?