13 heroes bodies arrived in Dover, Delaware Joe wasn't there; it's 45 miles from his house, and he's not there

Why would I care how many guns my neighbor has? I'm pretty sure most people can only operate, like, 2 guns at once, at the most. Does my neighbor have 40 hands? Because THAT would be alarming.

For the record, you look dumb when you try to debunk a map of the Mediterranean and Black seas superimposed over North America. Conservative Twitter, I'm looking at you.

Youth Era Where's the option for "When the emergency experimental trial is over and it's not some kind of political cudgel"?

Reactions like this are what makes #LetsGoBrandon so much better than just saying "fu©k Joe Biden". That eye twitch 🤣🤣😝

Dear GOP, as a sympathetic Vermonter I'd like to review your thinking here. You want to hold a rally for conservatives. In Vermont. On the FIRST DAY OF DEER SEASON. You are fucking morons. That is all.

This! This! This!

I don't lnow who needs to hear this, but, for the love of all that is holy, dont send pictures of your kids to this obvious creeper. Seriously, I dont care if your kids get vaxed or not. Dont post their pics to give random twitter pervs goosebumps. 🤮🤮🤮

Weird flex.

Narwitz "Kyle, in the video game Stardew Valley, you planted seeds that you'd water for 5, 6 days and in the end you'd get a melon. If I was a handful of seeds planted in soil, would you water me, Kyle?"

Weird game. Let me give it a try. Hong Kong Kyle Rittenhouse "disappeared" and his organs have been harvested. Uighur Kyle Rittenhouse's whole family was thrown in a labor camp Did I do it right? Too dark?

Justin Trudeau

CNN's viewership?

Resourcefulness- never underestimate it!

None of this would be happening if we'd just reelected Trump like Putin had wanted #worldwar3

Americans must be allowed private ownership of machine guns, tanks, battleships, and fighter planes, immediately. Let's keep this country safe and free 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

This campaign prioritizes 3 main principles: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness. If you are in favor of those things, this campaign is for you. #vtpoli #WriteInLandonBest for #VTGOV

Today is a day of Independence. What government powers do you want to be independent from? I know a few people I would like to declare Independence Day over — Governor Phil Scott Brenda Siegel Susan Hatch Davis Set yourself free and #WriteInLandonBest for #VTGov #vtpoli

Felt that #earthquake in #Vermont