Just thinking… If I ever get Alzheimer’s, at least I wouldn’t have to scroll when I’m on TikTok 😎

Luckily Rachel Reeves was available outside Gatwick Airport to diffuse the bomb. Rachel Reeves Talk Alex Phillips Mike Graham 🇬🇧 David Atherton

Winning is winning 🥇

Hey, Grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was

The person who shot Charlie got lucky. They were not a trained assassin. The bullet hit his vest and ricocheted through his neck and out upwards.

Turns out Tyler Robinson was a leftist Antifa member fucking a Transgender who is now spilling it all to the FBI.

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Was it the Labour conference this week? All I’ve heard is Reform this and Nigel Farage that!& Starmer definitely has a crush on Farage 😎 I heard nothing that would make me vote The Labour Party If anything, Labour are inciting violence and racism. Keir Starmer = Unfit for PM

I’ve never seen David Lammy & Diane Abbott in the same room?! Diane Abbott David Lammy And with some of the bollocks I’ve heard coming out of Mr Lammy’s mouth this week, my suspicions are almost confirmed.

If you’ve ever wondered what 1940 Europe looked like… Now you’re getting to see it, in 4K #manchesterattack #manchester

BREAKING: A woman went undercover into the Gaza flotillas—she recorded everything and has exposed the entire organization. The activists are on camera admitting that it’s all for PR and that their funding is from Hamas and the Muslim Brotherhood.

Let’s just fuck religion off and start fresh!

So, are the Pro-Palestine marches paid for by Hamas? You following this Talk GB News Billy Moore Charlie Veitch

If this is true about Gaza paying for Greta and her clan - shouldn’t Greta Thunberg be arrested and charged with war crimes? #Flottilla #GretaThunberg #war #Palestine #Israel #IStandWithIsrael 🇮🇱 🇬🇧

Far + Right = Normal

There are two types of people in this world. There are Gary’s… Then there is everyone else. Gary Neville Gary Lineker

Just spotted this at Shrewsbury train station 🚂 Duke of Gloucester

BREAKING: Sausages have been released. Starmer to have a fry up tonight in celebration 🥳 Cheers Donald J. Trump

How long until Trump is called to the UK to sort out our peace deal? 🇬🇧