Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Some of you have never had a Judge be mean to you in front of an entire courtroom full of your peers and it shows

Stay prepared

So, this seems bad for these attorneys. From news.bloomberglaw.com/business-and-p…

I'm not sure I can say it any better than the excellent Federal Magistrate Judge Andrew Edison. I too do not want anyone to work the next two weeks, and hope that you can spend as much time as you can with family and friends.

My mom had 3 kids by 31. I’m 41 and I would be in FULL PANIC MODE if I got pregnant. How did they do it?? I’m so confused.

What is your # 1 investing goal of 2024?

Oohh #appellatetwitter something you don't see every day! Brand new 5th Circuit opinion reversing a trial court judgment following a jury trial based on improper jury argument by defense counsel, Case 21-10805, Clapper v. American Realty Investors 👀

I’m so sleepy.

Also lol to every asshole who bought a 4 year supply of toilet paper. Get fucked.

The first convicted felon to serve as president of the United States

We all want this next administration to be as normal as possible… but we also know MAGA lives in a constant state of dysfunction. LP Senior Advisor Stuart Stevens says more on Dannyelle.

#AppellateTwitter mic drop?

Disgraceful. Trump won’t be present today at Dover Air Force Base, Delaware, for the dignified transfer of four U.S. soldiers who were killed during a training mission in Lithuania. Instead, he flew to his Doral Golf Club in Miami for the Saudi-owned LIV golf tournament, where

This asshole raised prices and ruined your retirement savings, and now he's out golfing for the rest of the weekend.

Calvin and Hobbes are ready for the weekend! 🎉 Today is a Happy Friday—TGIF, let’s have a GREAT day!!! #CalvinAndHobbes #TGIF #FridayVibes

After Trump skipped the dignified transfer of four US soldiers killed in Lithuania to play golf, CNN aired a montage of Trump criticizing President Obama for playing golf.