STOP your critics from accusing you of behaving like 1930s Germany by seizing control of the national broadcaster and silencing them. 𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀

The Papua New Guinea Courier talks Match of the Day and1930s Germany.

Back of my Polling Card for local elections. For 1st time, photo ID is required. Card gives many options for elderly or those with disability. None, NONE, for younger or student voters. The policy is simply biased against younger voters, designed to suppress their vote.

Every episode of Drive to Survive starts with: OXFORDSHIRE

You can't "upscale" a video to 60fps, it's called interpolation. Stop saying it, you're either displaying your ignorance or pandering to the ignorance of the chuds who think it looks better. Motion smoothing has turned your brain to mince.

Allies of the boy caught with his hand in the cookie jar have accused his mother of a “witch-hunt” for sending him to his room. Speaking through a mouth of biscuit, the anonymous chocolate smeared source also suggested that he may spend time dawdling in the morning in retaliation

Nah, it’s definitely a few elderly Just Stop Oil protestors walking in the road you should be worried about…

I LITERALLY stopped working on my memo so I could read this indictment. I am on page 24 and JESUS LUPITA NYONG'O CHRIST. HOW this man still has the capacity to shock me after everything that's happened, i'll never know. but I am sitting here *STUNNED*.

Two bits of advice to those planning to go into higher education ● study what interests you and not what you think will get you a highly paid job. Life is short. You'll be happier, more fulfilled and probably go on to do better things with your life ● Don't vote Conservative

Those damned climate protestors walking slowly, causing havoc and delays in Rhodes this afternoon. Oh, wait- sorry it’s the climate causing the havoc. Mass holiday evacuations have now begun. Perhaps we should build more wind farms or something. x.com/hughesy_1985/s…

Let's face it. They turn up expecting every entitlement. We give them free accommodation and subsidised food. Some even commit crimes while we fund them! They may pretend to integrate with us, but really they hate our culture and our laws. Put these Tory ministers on a barge.

DEATHSTAR EXPRESS: Were rebels to blame for destruction of Alderaan? #TomorrowsPapersToday

On this day in history in 1967, a vocal minority marched through London protesting against Barbara Castle's Road Safety Act because it included restrictions on drink driving. Very few would now argue against banning drinking driving and it's saved countless lives. #ULEZ #20mph

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It is incredible that those who refuse to call for Israel to stop killing Palestinian children, call for a peaceful demo to be stopped in London. Because they find the march "offensive", but they don't find the killing of Palestinian infants offensive.

it is objectively quite funny that the biggest surge in immigration in British history came *after* Brexit

I just backed Mountain Style: British Outdoor Clothing 1953-2000 on Kickstarter kickstarter.com/projects/isola…