1st time ive ever seen a calculator that takes time to calculate

People don't understand the power of DEPRECIATION. You live in a world of sand castles that are constantly falling apart, and only the constant maintenance effort of billions of people keeps it from turning into a post-apocalyptic movie in a matter of months.

VUELVE HERMANO MIO, VUELVE AL AGUA O TENDRÁS QUE APRENDER EXCEL.

This is something that sounds really smart to a dumb person.

CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT

My problem with the “he wouldn't actually do it” and “institutional checks will step in to stop him” arguments regarding Greenland is that we are in this position precisely because, at every prior stage, he did do it and institutional checks failed to constrain this lunatic.

I'll have my Claude contact your Claude

You’re telling me this Nissan went rogue

Mid-career Leonard Cohen lyric

every headline about ice sounds like “is the gestapo good? we asked the gestapo and they said yes”

The past ~75 yrs r very strange. We invented esoteric languages so that a class of wizards ("coders") could ask electric rocks to do tasks for us. Then it turned out that it was increasingly more efficient to have the electric rocks speak to themselves in these esoteric

“It’s going to be epic”

Guy reading a pop up book on the train and screaming every time an animal pops out at him

First teaser for ‘FOR ALL MANKIND’ Season 5 Releasing March 27 on Apple TV

this is like the houston version of the waffle house index

Why

Calling this unconstitutional is doing a disservice to the language. The King ordering troops to enter homes, using "General Warrants" in search of contraband, etc was one of the main sparks of the American Revolution. Warrantless search and seizure is the main function of ICE.

The law actually is fake and meaningless if there is no one to ensure it’s followed, and they are proving that. If we make it out of this and to the other side with our souls intact then we need to push for an immigration right to counsel so this never happens again.

Counting cards being looked down on and banned in casinos is so funny to me because it’s not even like you’re cheating you’re just using your fuckin Brain lmao