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for legal reasons im not allowed to get a big gulp anymore

emily would’ve loved ozempic

My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

I lived in a walk-in closet one summer in college. I was Lazlo in my own Real Genius.

typa shit im on

getting my freak on at aldi

local woman prepares for tomorrow

take ur silly pills

throwing you a lunchable like a frisbee

Back on The Phantastic Sports Show tonight on FOX 29 at 11:35 to talk about your red hot Philadelphia Phillies!

What do you say to the nay-sayers doubting the early success?

capitalism is trending!!

announcement: it is now the summer of playing

I'm not sure your Kool-Aid is sweet enough.

Are you my friend? Are we locked in???

Why is this even an option?

Wilson Phillips told me to hold on for one more day and things would go my way and you know what? I don’t think they were right

asking my landlord if i can pay this months rent with arcade tickets

I wish I was alive in the 80s. Not a cell phone in sight just vibes and superior music