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the early bird needs to prioritize rest over gluttony.

Philadelphia is not a real place

i’ve decided that I’m going to underthink today

call your situationship produce the way it’s washed, chopped and cooked

i just know she has all the victorias secret lotions

i wish a bird would come into my apartment and live with me

i like when u pet the top of a cat’s head and their ears go like this < >

rip dexter you would’ve loved the slang chopped

be sure that the partner you choose will make 2am wawa runs with you

group projects don’t end in college

what’s drugs can i take to make me feel like a bug

i am a very thoughtful person (chronic overthinker)

sophie serving cunntingham

anxiety has me thinking about if i were to donate an organ & the patient was like uhhhh no i’m good on that thank you though

surprise me (me to a tattoo artist)

got asked if i have a printer and now im like what if i bought a printer and became the friend with a printer? come on over big dog let’s have a beer and print those documents for you

duolingo but for understanding my thoughts

call me daffy duck the way she goes looney on my tunes

Anyone in my mentions right now thinking I’m gonna do anything other than clap loud as hell for my husband is crazy… Yes person with no profile pic you definitely changed my mind cause you’re so knowledgeable

ru ok annie