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Dadman Walking

@dadmann_walking

introvert. dad of 3.

bourbon fund: Venmo- Shane83

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Hollie Harris (@allholls) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Instead of rewarding myself with little treats for a job well done, I've started rewarding myself with little naps. Ran a few errands? Take a nap. Folded laundry? Take a nap. Listened to my husband talk about work endlessly? Take a nap.

Ghostface Kryllah (@kryzazzy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

All I’m saying is, if Spider-Man’s web shooters were in his butt or abdomen like a real spider, it would be a whole different kind of movie

Hollie Harris (@allholls) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me a dozen times a day, shame on me. -me to my weather app that's been saying it's going to rain the past few days and it hasn't

Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) 's Twitter Profile Photo

every year as I get older, I dread more and more July 4th outdoor events. Why can't we stay inside where it's cool? This outside party is bullshit, Kathy. Let me into your house.