Putting the word 'Super' in front of a word makes them better. (SuperGlue, SuperMarket etc) With the exception of Natural Yoghurt, that's just plain scary.

On family holidays Gary Barlow takes a giant boy… but he only takes a minute girl. There, I’ve done one. N’Night.

Turns out that the reason Americans love guns so much is so that they can shoot themselves in the foot over and over and over...

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

You know those old 'Golf Sale' signs people wandered up and down town centres with ? Well I got quite excited in Parliament square earlier but it turned out there wasn't any ' Free Plasticine ' after all

- I've written a song. - Great! - It's about how everyone around the world is dancing in the street. - Cool. - And it lists loads of the places. - Places around the world? - Yeah! Chicago, New Orleans, New York City... - So, just America? - Philadelphia, Baltimore, D.C., L.A....

Back when MTV was abandoning music videos for reality TV and the internet was a place none of us really understood, we made a habit of putting ourselves in front of a camera with a silly idea, throwing it to the dogs of the world wide web, and seeing where it took us. Before

3 weeks until MPs vote on legalising medically assisted suicide in England & Wales That means another reminder to please watch BBC Better Off Dead? my documentary explaining why many disabled people, like me, who aren't religious but who oppose this law bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episod…

It really is astonishing that Adrian basically created an English idiom. Face eating leopards is beyond an internet joke by now. It’s just a saying.

Can’t decide if this is one for News Or Fall Song? or Sandford Police Commentary

I got fired from Madame Tussauds for giving suntans to Jim Morrison and his bandmates. They told me to get out and never darken their doors again.

Doctor: this might hurt a little bit, ok? Me: ok, doc, I'm ready Doctor: your friends and family find you annoying in anything more than small doses

Three Postcards, a poem by @brian_bilston to mark Armistice Day #ArmisticeDay

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”

The noise Rice Krispies make in different languages, according to Wikipedia...

The Wombles of Wimbledon, solemn are we.

Not that anyone reads what I write here, but I think I may be heading out into the sunset/open air/azure expanses and away from this place. As far as I can see I’ve found most of the people I follow already… GlennyRodge being a notable exception… any plans to go there, sir?

To the tune of 'Tragedy' Kedgeree! It's a rice-based dish and it's made with fish It's Kedgeree!

Don't get me wrong - I love a Curly Wurly - but it's basically just a Chomp doing yoga.