When the spring air starts smelling like wanting to be alive.

But extremely fitting the person presenting them the awards looks like they’re made entirely of cream

Very Cool Person: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?
Me: Hell yeah [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

may your beyblade chip and shatter

The Fresh Prince of Persia - as requested by Stuart Mogford

This was really just an excuse to do some pixel art. Had a lot of fun recreating the brickwork from the original game (yes, I am that sad)

John Giles and Eamon Dunphy talking shop

new Fontaines DC absolutely slaps

Aw I’m glad they’re still mates

When you’ve to endorse the Tory mayoral candidate at 10 and have Judo at 3

“This year I really want to: Travel more”

“Let’s debate this topic: Pineapple on pizza”

“I’m weirdly attracted to: Men”

“Biggest risk I’ve taken: _____ during the middle of a pandemic”

“The best way to ask me out is by: Asking me out”

mad men if don draper was written like a pokemon? is that something

the guy singing “don’t stop me now” at karaoke just sang “200 degrees that’s why they call me mr family guy” and i can feel it burrowing into my grey matter like a parasite