Was getting a bit homesick and was missing my Dad so treated myself to a box of Scotch Pies from his local butcher. I wouldn't say I was excited but I'm watching the courier tracker like a kid watching the santa tracker on Christmas eve

My pies are still in Edinburgh. Either they are safe in traffic or some bigger has nicked them and eating them with weird watery brown sauce which is prevalent in EH postcodes

Today has been a good day. Not been enough if them lately. Thank you Scott Brothers Butchers

I'm selling T shirts to try and help towards a fighting fund to help save The Wheatsheaf, the last music venue in the centre of Oxford. etsy.com/uk/listing/960…

Instead of a bank holiday if England win on Sunday, how about we get to go to our kids sports days. That'd be nice.

It would be a very fitting celebration of England winning and sport in this country & cheer on the athletes of the future if we got to go to our kids Sports Day. If we can have that many people at Wembley, think we'd be ok with year group bubble parents distanced around a field

it's almost time for Abingdon fair. Colin do you still have the retweet from boogaloo

Ah, the last round in @TVsPointless was my mastermind moment. I know the lyrics to every single song declared pointless in the Britpop round :) Richard Osman Alexander Armstrong Hels

Please help Caitlin Moran i saw a thing with you online today and cant find it now about having to hate yourself in a sexy delicious percentage and not passing it on to your daughters 100 percent i need this for my girl x

Last night my other half said Stephen Hendry never had a mullet. Thanks for winning me 50p stephen hendry, full on business at the front, party at the back right there. My primary school phots have the same vibe, for shame

What a lovely unexpected joy to meet the legend that is Rory Bremner 💙🇺🇦 today. Thank you for your insights and the ADHD conversation, hope you enjoyed your impulse chocolate!

Got 44 resignations but the bitch aint one

Talking of local things other than big cats... Colin are you aware of this new album from Tom Hingley and Gordon Mackay from Abingdon?

Day off work, bored doing housework, but have found a hair lightning kit bought in lockdown. WHAT COULD GO WRONG

Have you ever spotted a big wild cat in the the UK? Live somewhere where there's a local legend or stories of big cats ? Researching the subject to write about it! Please RT! #bigcats #wildcats #uk

Three years late to the party... caught the covid :(

Uncle Bob's wedding reception vibes when the power cut out for Sophie Ellis-Bextor set at #foodiesfest #oxford yesterday, still smashed it 😍

Love the idea that Russell Brand is so important that anyone would have a massive conspiracy against him. Like yourself much?

IF you're living on borrowed time cos past deeds are going to catch up with you Building a following of 6 mil who you persuade not to believe MSM & the establishment as they'll want to silence your "truth" & will be out to get you. Would seem like a pretty good insurance policy.