How to leave X: 1) Announce you are leaving X (use words like "cesspit" and "mental health"). 2) Continually repost untill you have enough attention. 3) Leave. 4) Have a "period of reflection". 5) Announce your brave return, like you're the second coming of Jesus.

The form of lying that Obama mastered is his shameless ability to describe leftist assaults on the norms, values, and institutions of the country as upholding and strengthening those very norms, values, and institutions

Exclusive: Billionaire Ken Griffin is appalled that Mayor Zohran Mamdani used his 24,000-square-foot Manhattan penthouse last week as the backdrop for a tax-the-rich video, and that has triggered a subtle threat of re-evaluating investment in the city. on.wsj.com/495DhvH

Image has been released of the Special Forces soldier who bet on ops.

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Micah Erfan I bet you thought the Virginia gerrymander was good

So um how's Bluesky holding up tonight?

The Greater Los Angeles Unified School District has announced that Cole Tomas Allen will be suspended with pay until this matter blows over.

Dear Jimmy Kimmel, listen to me very closely. I’m a comedian. I’ve made fun of Jill Biden. I’ve made fun of Michelle Obama. I’ve roasted First Ladies before. But I have never in my life joked about Jill Biden becoming a widow or Michelle Obama becoming a widow. I’ve never

King Charles: I cannot help noticing the readjustments to the East Wing. I'm sorry to say that we British of course made our own small attempt at real estate redevelopment of the White House in 1814.

I really want to say after Calais that "Begun the redistricting wars have", but they've been going on in other forms forever so...

Dear 𝕏, just because I read about the SCOTUS decision one time, it does not mean I want to read the exact same information from 4,623 other accounts and not see anything else in my feed for the rest of the day. Sincerely, all of us.

Please be patient for a few minutes as the thousands of Strait of Hormuz Twitter experts are making the shift over to the Voting Rights Act. They will be with you momentarily....

Ammar Kazmi 🇵🇸 Our brave officers confronted a man they believed to be a terrorist, who refused to show his hands, who was violent, and who continued to pose a clear threat. Using only their training, courage and tasers, they detained him while he continued to try to attack and stab them. This

Partisan gerrymandering is bad for democracy.

The idea that comedy should be funny is nothing but right wing propaganda. The true purpose of comedy is to educate people into having the correct political views.

I’ve never been in a fight but I know for a fact if some crazed & adrenaline fuelled stabber was swinging a knife around I’d skilfully disarm him before treating him with Compassion

Well and bravely handled officers.