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@wokeandwoofing

Dog Actor, Film Critic, Social Justice Warrior, Microaggression Survivor. PGP's are "Here boy"/a whistle. All my opinions are facts.

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The way the members of 'Young Labour' have been treated is disgracefull. Just because someone wants to be a politician, it doesnt mean they should have to listen to other people's point of view.

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In 2023 I reached over 15,000 followers! So I think a massive thank you is in order.
You can thank me directly via DM or in the comments below.

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🎆 😀 Are you watching the fireworks??!!!

Then you are practising cultural appropriation against Chinese people. Please do better.

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I contacted Netflix and asked them to remove the Ricky Gervais special, but I've just checked and it is still online. Who do these people think they are? Their arrogance astounds me.

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Just to be clear, I did not pay for my blue tick. I won it off Owen Jones in a game of marbles. This is why Owen is crying all the time. He threatened to sue me but he is not old enough to hire a lawyer.

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I think It would be a really nice gesture if Gary Linekar would agree to have sex with a trans lady, live on Match of the Day.

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The idea that comedy should be funny is just right wing propoganda. The true purpose of comedy is to educate people into having the correct political views.

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I contacted Netflix and asked them to remove the Ricky Gervais special, but I've just checked and it is still online. Who do these people think they are? Their arrogance astounds me.

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🚨Breaking News: The first 5 people to find a King Charles bank note will be invited on a tour of the royal mint. Four will be killed in ironic industrail accidents and carryied away by midgets. The fifth will awarded complete control of the British economy.

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I believe the man in the moon may actualy be a trans woman and I'm currently seeking goverment funding to investigate this further.

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I'm physicaly shaking after hearing all the terrible bigoted things Ricky Gervais says in his new special. I'm going to try and calm myself down by watching clips of Frankie Boyle making fun of disabled children.

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Anyone who has a white child is reducing the overall percentage of non-white people in the population. This is an act of genocide.

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Every time you fly any flag, other than a trans flag , you are wasting an oppurtunity to fly a trans flag. This is transphobic. In 2024 lets make all flags trans flags.

Every time you fly any flag, other than a trans flag , you are wasting an oppurtunity to fly a trans flag. This is transphobic. In 2024 lets make all flags trans flags. #noflagsbuttransflags
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Ending Climate Change requires sensible and practical solutions and I think that there is one very obvious idea that we are all overlooking. I'm talking, of course, about a coalition between Captain Planet and The Wombles. Idealy this will be project managed by Anneka Rice.

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During the King's speech he launched into a racist diatribe against Megan Markle. He did'nt do it with words, he did it with his eyebrows, but I knew exactly what he was up to.

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I forgot to put the clocks back, for the last 24 years in a row. As a result I mistakenly thought christmas was tommorow. Rather than admit my mistake I plan to get my family blind drunk and keep them that way whilst I gradualy move us back into real time.

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