Having a body is so annoying. The amount of upkeep and maintenance a human body requires? Unbelievable. Ridiculous.

Asking an Aquarius how they’re doing is always fun

"you're so quiet" i wish you were too

did all Aquarius's sit in silence/sit in they own world they whole childhood lol

when people talk about how they can’t drink caffeine like 6+ hours before bed because they’d be so wired i always thought it was SO weird because i could drink it up until the minute i went to sleep and have no issues and i never felt *wired* and then i learned i have adhd

cats have the right idea: wake up and scream your little face off until the world gives you what you need

adulthood is wild because my to-do list will be like 1. buy toothpaste 2. figure out how to write a will

My form of cleaning is just throwing everything away 😭

Ladies please RT if a man has ever lied about having sex with you.

The ADHD screening test should just be "try to schedule an appointment for your ADHD screening."

Life with ADHD: "Sorry, this link has expired." "Sorry, that food has expired." "Sorry, your license has expired."

I wish people didn’t think silence was awkward and just enjoy it. Not every space has to be filled with words.

How introverts make friends: 25% - They don’t 75% - An extrovert found them, liked them & adopted them

Someone told me I HAD to do the thing I was already planning to do, so now I can’t do the thing. I can’t really explain why I can’t do the thing, I just… can’t do the thing.

I think my 🚩 is that, I never know how to talk about my feelings. I talk to myself in my head a lot about how I feel & I explain it so well, but getting it to actually come out my mouth is so hard.

Strengths: works well under pressure Weaknesses: doesn’t work otherwise

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