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Please offer all due praise to your wise and benevolent Emperor, who has just signed an executive order cancelling Order 66, now that all the Jedi are already dead.

Emperor Palpatine's 'I AM A SITH LORD' jacket had no hidden message BUT IF IT DID it had a hidden message that refers to the Fake News Media. Cannot believe the media is choosing to focus on FASHION when our GALACTIC SECURITY is at stake.

Found this helpful graphic to assist y’all in tracking the number of lives saved by #ThoughtsAndPrayers.

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The only thing worse than stupid cunts confusing jokes by comedians about terrible behaviour with actual terrible behaviour, is those same stupid cunts trying to pass off actual terrible behaviour by politicians, as a joke.

George Lucas called us non-suspiciously to say for no reason whatsoever that there are ABSOLUTELY NO TAPES of Emperor Palpatine killing Jedi in his office because he DEFINITELY DIDN'T.

.jack What I want in my timeline is: 1. Tweets from the accounts I follow 2. In the order in which they were tweeted. That's it. Nothing else. Ever.

Unfortunately, we have had to cancel pay rises for most Imperial employees for budgetary reasons. Unrelated: our 7 brand new EVEN BIGGER Death Stars are all coming along very nicely.

Vote. Not all politicians are snakes.

2 billion people did not die on Alderaan. In fact, it's definitely still there. Trust us. The Rebellion are reporting it exploded to make us look bad. Bad politics. We love Alderaan!

Just because Darth Maul was a Sith and Count Dooku was a Sith and Darth Vader is a Sith doesn't mean Emperor Palpatine is a Sith!! Don't believe the FAKE NEWS MEDIA, the ReBULLion, "evidence" or the logic parts of your brain. SITH HUNT!

We categorically deny these false allegations that Darth Vader killed numerous Jedi. To prove it, we have a list of Jedi who were not killed by Vader, which we had lying around for totally normal, non-evil reasons.

We TAKE SERIOUSLY the accusation that Darth Vader killed Younglings in his Jedi Temple days and have given investigators WIDE-RANGING POWERS to look into these claims. So long as they only speak to the four people on this list.

Emperor Palpatine strongly denies executing Order 66. It could have been rogue killers. You don’t know. You weren’t there.

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Hello Diane Morgan I loved the genius of Cunk on Britain, please tell me you are planning to do Cunk on America? x

New circumstances: we know the only deal on the table is a worse deal than we have. We know that Leave cheated and lied. We know that no deal will have calamitous consequences for the most vulnerable in society. We know the only people benefiting from this are shady businessmen.