when i die spread my ashes around the rim of a chilis margarita glass

Life is so boring when you don’t have a package otw

short kings stay inside it’s a little windy today

i be like "i'm fighting demons" and it's just going to work

Everybody say thank you Taylor

Chili’s new Taylor Swift album 🤝 always slaps

I buy myself something cute and suddenly life is worth living again

Me: I’m pretty shy and reserved Me after a single drink:

They just don’t make cinema like this anymore 💔

Even the FBI knows that swifties could solve every unsolved crime in the country if they wanted to 😭

Before you ask me to explain anything related to Taylor Swift to you, I need you to understand that we are all deeply unwell.

didn’t have a sweet treat today

Gen X Millennials Gen Z Gen Alpha Gen Shah

my ideal diet is mildly grazing on random crackers and caffeinated beverages all day and then having a 1300 calorie burrito at 10PM

trauma bonding at chili’s

Two incomes are better than one. Make sure your partner has two jobs. 🫶🏼

my big 3? yapping, napping and snacking

me oversharing to keep the conversation going