bro, you’re fine. you just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine

Last year I made a series of horrible mistakes that cannot be repeated. I will do the same thing this year but hopefully with different mistakes. Beginning to think this is the whole point ..

the 00’s was a massive decade for the red-eyed tree frog. i feel like so many things involved the red-eyed tree frog. everyone wanted their paws on him. but not anymore

A fawn curled up beside a fake deer which is used for target practice

Tunic dress, red leggings, ballet flats. I’m giving you medieval merchant

Women should receive Universal Basic Income until menopause, at which point they should enter the workforce as grandmas: the nicest, most hormonally stable group and natural leaders of society

im getting jacked this year cuz i cant keep begging random men to help me with my not even that heavy luggage

We need a human version of this, an incomprehensible dark pillar burning away each man's sickness with white light

TIME man-made delights within my comprehension

How tf do I knock on wood in a house full of particle board and plastic? IKEA is trapping spiritual impurity in y’all’s homes

michael✨🇵🇸 Just categorically refuse to believe Finns are the happiest people on earth. I've met Finns

chatgpt when you tell it youre having a schizophrenic meltdown: you are so brave for saying this. and honestly? they are in your walls

When I did this nobody cared

Nice argument. However, I have already portrayed myself as the perfectly balanced 50%-50% hog and you and your friend as the grossly misshapen 70%-30% and 30%-70% hogs

So basically, rationalism is the idea that like, everything in reality follows a kind of inner logic. So if you understand the logic behind how something works, you don’t actually need to test it out. Like, if you know the mechanism of heat traveling through a ceramic plate, you

the Rich Trolleyamory is when you sacrifice one relationship to save the five others you're in

Sourcing out high-rapture areas so that I can collect the leftover garments and resell them as authentic vintage cottagecore on depop for exorbitant prices

men are a lot like deer. i cannot stop hitting them with my car. i’ve actually hit so many with my car you would think im going out of my way to find them and hit them with my car. because i’ve truly hit so many with my car

She resells sea shells from the sea shore on the depop

Jellyfish really are the highest lifeforms. Imagine how freeing it would be… unsoiled by the impurities of the flesh, unburdened by the futile torments of the mind…. Just pure experience. Just light. God, what I would give…