Shit Customers Say (@customersbedumb) 's Twitter Profile
Shit Customers Say

@customersbedumb

Serving up some dumb conversations with customers. Made fresh daily!

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calendar_today14-06-2015 02:51:54

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Dani (@songstone24) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Me: dont touch the plate it's hot. Customer: *touches plate* Ow! Thats hot! Me: um yeah Customer:I didnt think itd be that hot! #serverlife

Shit Customers Say (@customersbedumb) 's Twitter Profile Photo

"Hey folks how are you doing today?" *Makes eye contact around the table* *Recognizes people who were at the same bar as you 12 hours ago*

Shit Customers Say (@customersbedumb) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I had high hopes for tonight until I got sat with a 7 top of foreigners…lots of food and alcohol for them and 5% for me 😊 #TYSM

Shit Customers Say (@customersbedumb) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I should have known it would be bad when they shouted "Can you hurry up already we are hungry!" while I dropped off a check to another table

YourWaiter (@servatory) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Your bill= $100 my tip= $20 Your bill= $75 after "I know the chef" discount my tip= $14 You= not getting discount next time Me= ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

server diaries (@server_diaries) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When cust. complains about a dish after they've already eaten. "Just let the chef know". Yeah, ok, I'll get right on that. #serverproblems

Shit Customers Say (@customersbedumb) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Customer: "You better stay…things could get interesting. She and I have some questions for this man and I've got a knife in my hand"