me: hi how are u today customer: not good, my- me:

when customers swipe their cards on the machine as ur still scanning their groceries and get mad when it doesn't work

when a customer is being a bitch to you but then asks you what specials they get

dear customers, if u think ur clever joke was funny think again bcuz i've probably heard it 30 times today

when ur manager tries to get u to stay longer but ur like

those customers that only use hand signs to talk to you like do you want 2 bags or are you just greeting me with a peace sign

when you accidentally make eye contact with that one annoying customer

*finishes order* is it too late for my coupons????? let me just find the strength to not knock u the fuck out real quick

when a customer mentions that it's their birthday

"I'm never coming to this store again"

when ur friend doesn't show up to work

customers and their first world probs I mean wow u only came in here for one thing and ended up with all that food u must have a hard life

when u get home from work

lookin at the new cashiers like ah that used to be me when i actually gave a fuck about work

when ur manager lets u go home early x.com/justinbieber/s…

after a whole shift of scanning a shit ton of turkeys what are hands what is circulation

key is to never play yourself🔑

when ur working the extra hours you asked for but then ur manager asks if u want to go home early

lmao when ur walking to ur till and the customers in line start staring u down to see if u gonna open or not

fuck outta here