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💎 FULL TIME 🍊 Phallus 1-0 The Bee Team 🐝🐝 A good game of football sees The Cockmen come away with a W, breaking our L record. All the best to the Bees on the rest of their season 🍆

💎 RESULT 🍊 Phallus 2 - 6 Champagne Super Rovers The Cockmen are back to losing ways LFG #UppaPhallus

💎 FULL TIME 🍊 Phallus 1 - 3 ArCheese FC A good start from Phallus not enough in the end as a well drilled Archeese take the points Goal form Tom (12) #UppaPhallus

💎 GAME DAY 💎 Unfortunately the winky boys can’t gather enough players to fulfil this weeks fixture against Keller’s Boys FC so will be forfeiting todays derby. Enjoy the 5-0 win lads, and we’ll see you next season 🤝

After a long season, Phallus end Season 4 with a late equaliser from Dion to get a well earned 1-1 draw to Barely Athletic. A solid performance from the boys, and onwards to January and Season 5! #PhallusOranje🍆🍊

🍊 SEASON 5 🍊 Phallus 0-2 Afanstars Poor start to the new season sees the winky boys slump to defeat. Big game next week, hopefully our luck will change! #UppaPhallus

🍊 FULL TIME 🍊 Phallus 0 - 8 Keller’s Boys FC Keller’s the way better team, tearing us a new one. Fair result reflecting the performance. Onto next week #PhallusOranje

🍊 FULL TIME 🍊 Phallus 0 - 11 Masons Arms FC Phallus’ search for a goal continues #PhallusOranje

🍊 FULL TIME 🍊 Phallus 0 - 4 ArCheese FC A well played game from the opposition see the Winkies STILL looking for the first goal this season 😅 #UppaPhallus

🍊 FULL TIME 🍊 Phallus 4 - 3 Barely Athletic After 4 weeks the Winkies score 4 to make up the zero goals! Class from every single player today! Goalscorers: El Capitan #22 Gethyn Richards⚽️ D.S🔰 @AlistairWebber1 #UPPAPHALLUS #WeScoredAGoal 🍆

🍊 NEW SIGNING 🍆 Welcome D.S🔰! Here’s a bit about our new number 23 💪🏼 Nickname: TBA Position: Defence Supports: Manchester United Previous Club: Hakuna Juan Mata, Moe Leicester Quote: “First challenge, WHACK! #UppaPhallus #PhallusOranje

2 for 1 on New Signings?👀 Welcome new player Joe P! Nickname: Gonzo Position: ideally not defence Supports: Chelsea Quote: they call gambling a disease, but it’s the only disease where you can win a bunch of money #WelcomeGonzo #UppaPhallus 🍊🍆

🍊 FULL TIME 🍊 Phallus 4 - 2 ArCheese FC A good game of football sees the Cockmen go back to back wins for the first time in about 75 years 🍆 Goals from - Gethyn Richards⚽️ x2 James Crockett And new signing Ben! Onto next week 🍊 #PhallusOranje

🍊 FULL TIME 🍊 Phallus 0 - 0 What a Load of Rubbish A couple of really big opportunities missed, sees the points shared. Onto next week #PhallusOranje

🍊 FULL TIME 🍊 Phallus 0 - 0 Gilfach A well fought game sees the Winky Bois pick up another point! Onwards to next week 💪🏼 #PhallusOranje 🍊🍆

🍊 FULL TIME 🍊 Phallus 2-4 Brynach A tough one to take after leading 2-0 for the majority of the game, but we solider on to next week’s Beenis Derby against The Bee Team 🐝🐝 Goals from: @AlistairWebber1 El Capitan #22 #UppaPhallus

🍊 FULL TIME 🍊 Phallus 1 - 3 The Bee Team 🐝🐝 A deserved first victory in the fixture for The Bees. This one stings, but it’s also fantastic to see how for they’ve come as a team. Well done Beemen 🐝 Goal scored by James Crockett for the winkies. Onto Afanstars next week 💎🍆

Crystal Phallus 🤝🏼 ArCheese FC For club and country 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 #WalesAwayILikeIt

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