Let’s have you then Crystal Phallus hell of a squad

💎FULL TIME🍆 Phallus 2-2 Goats FC Goals from Tom (12) & Gethyn Richards⚽️ make for an entertaining point earned going into the Christmas break 🎅 #UppaPhallus💎🍆

💎GAME DAY🍆 It’s the last game of the season, and Phallus face a tough opponent in Goats FC for the third time this season. Can the boys finish on a high? Or are we going to face another drubbing like last week. Team news to come. #UppaPhallus💎🍆

💎TEAM NEWS🍆 El Capitan #22 at the back James Crockett, @AlistairWebber1 & A$AP BOLT. in midfield Gethyn Richards⚽️ 🆙🔝 Tom (12) on the bench ready to make an impact alongside Jake Cum on you cocks! #UppaPhallus💎🍆

💎 TEAM NEWS 🍆 El Capitan #22 at the back Dion & A$AP BOLT. in midfield James Crockett & Tom (12) leading the line Jake, Gethyn Richards⚽️ & @AlistairWebber1 in a very strong bench! Awful conditions, but we play the Bee Team again in what should be a good game!

💎 TEAM NEWS 🍆 Jake comes in for Scotty Palms in net El Capitan #22 at the back @AlistairWebber1 & A$AP BOLT. in the middle Tom (12) & James Crockett 🆙 🔝 Gethyn Richards⚽️ & Dion on the bench Bouncebackability 🤞🏻🤓 #UppaPhallus💎🍆

💎 FULL TIME 🍆 Phallus 6 - 0 Gilfach Goals from: A$AP BOLT. Gethyn Richards⚽️ Tom (12) Dion @AlistairWebber1 & the birthday boy El Capitan #22 Bouncebackability 🤓 #UppaPhallus💎🍆

💎 TEAM NEWS 🍆 Gethyn Richards⚽️, A$AP BOLT. & @AlistairWebber1 controlling from the back. Tom (12) & James Crockett the options up field. Dion on the bench. Big game with low numbers for the Cockmen, against an ever present ArCheese FC #UppaPhallus💎🍆

💎 TEAM NEWS 🍆 Rhys back at the heart of defence @AlistairWebber1 & A$AP BOLT. in the middle James Crockett & Tom (12) 🆙🔝 @BigRazStreams & El Hombre Blanco Jake on the bench fresh off a 4 day bender in Tenerife #UppaPhallus💎🍆

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💎 TEAM NEWS 🍆 Rhys & A$AP BOLT. holding the fort down Dion & the birthday boy Tom (12) in the middle James Crockett 🆙🔝 @AlistairWebber1, Gethyn Richards⚽️ & @BigRazStreams are our options off the bench. Big game, let’s secure the 2pts! #UppaPhallus💎🍆

💎 FULL TIME 🍆 Phallus 4-0 Barely Athletic Goals from: Birthday Boy Tom (12) 2 from James Crockett And a goal from Gethyn Richards⚽️ Another clean sheet, Phallus gain 2pts. #UppaPhallus💎🍆

💎 GAME DAY 🍆 Tough game back after Easter break against @BrynachFc this evening, the boys are ready for what hopes to be a good game of football! Team News 🔜 #UppaPhallus💎🍆

💎 TEAM NEWS 🍆 Last game of the season sees @AlistairWebber1 unfortunately miss out due to covid and a return to the squad for Dion, Gethyn Richards⚽️ & Tom (12)! A full 9 hopes to see us pick up a result on the last day of the season #UppaPhallus💎🍆

💎 SEASON 4 🍆 A new season sees a fresh start for the Cockmen, and the first game sees the boys play Champagne Super Rovers! A tough start, but hopefully a good performance can set up the new season positively #UppaPhallus💎🍆 Here’s the squad for game 1!

💎 GAME DAY 🍆 Phallus hope to put last weeks disasterclass in the rear view mirror with a tough game against Gilfach. A few missing today, but here’s the team #UppaPhallus💎🍆

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💎 FULL TIME 🍊 Phallus 6 - 4 Keller’s Boys FC In an end to end entertaining classic, the winkymen get back on track with a big 2 points. Goals: ⚽️⚽️⚽️Ryleigh ⚽️El Capitan #22 ⚽️A$AP BOLT. ⚽️Tom (12) #PhallusOranje🍆🍊

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 𝙈𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧'𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙮 𝙞𝙣 𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙞𝙛𝙛 ... 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙖𝙛𝙛𝙤𝙙𝙞𝙡'𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙤𝙪𝙩! Max is back 🤩 #GuinnessM6N Max Boyce MBE Welsh Rugby Union 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿