“don’t use q-tips to clean your ears, you’ll just push the wax in further!!” well, yeah, sure, except for my special technique. if I use my special technique then it’s fine.

The McRib is back. BTC historically goes up >2x after the McRib returns. Don't fade the McRib. Not financial advice.

Saquon really hurdled someone BACKWARDS 🤣🤯 (via NFL)

I told you so.

A KICK TO THE FACE?? This pickleball shit just means more

This is who you are trading against

Bitcoin crossed $10k seven years ago today

CEOs are in danger, we need to put all of them in a submarine until we know it's safe

Beautiful

Incredible. 10/10, no notes Minnesota Vikings 👏 #SKOL

If ur not drinking 13 beers with me I can only assume ur drinking 13 beers against me

Brutal last place punishment for my fantasy league: 1. Can't leave the couch for 24 hours except to use the bathroom or get beer out of the fridge 2. No one is allowed in the house 3. Only sports or video games on the TV 4. UberEats all meals 5. Phone must be on DN Wish me luck

This is how LA started?

I’m currently doing this challenge called January. Where you just try to make it through every day of January.

Why did I think it was this mf

Gotta be hacked... right??

I don’t know who needs to hear this but start living & enjoying your life. The world is getting crazier by the day & all you do is work, pay bills & overthink things you can’t change. Take a trip. Treat yourself. You deserve it.

Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are

Is $link gonna do that thing again

At peak NFT fomo, Damien Hirst sold 10000 mints for $2000 each. Buyers had the opportunity to keep the digital token, or burn and receive a small physical version. Market preference is clear. While the digital is still worth $2000, the physical floor is up 600% to over $14000.