*My finger is wet* Touch ID:

Easily.

“I’ve seen enough of Toronto. This act is gonna be so bad if they get into the finals. Even without KD...[the Warriors] sweep the Raptors.”

“Sry we forced you to play before you were ready and could have possibly ruined your career. :/“

📍Scottsdale, AZ

you’re telling me peter piped this pizza

This needs to be captioned “open for a surprise” 😂

:)

LFG #GodsPlan

This aged poorly

You guys are smoking dick if you think flipping burgers deserves $15 an hour while EMT’s are out saving lives and only making $14. Sit down.

me to my teammates at friday morning weights after a thursday night at turtle x.com/osarogoya/stat…

The legend continues to grow, this is worth the read!

.Joe Biden We pay every cent owed. You spent 3 decades in the Senate & know that Congress wrote these tax laws to encourage companies to invest in the US economy. We have. 500k jobs w/ a min wage of $15/hr across 40 states. Assume your complaint is w/ the tax code, not Amazon.

When I lose in the Gulag

Breaking: Cam Newton has reached an agreement on a one-year, incentive-laden deal with the New England Patriots, league sources tell Adam Schefter and Chris Mortensen.

Make it make sense