"I don't know what f**king airline this dopey git actually flies on…It shows you how out of touch the Treasury are with f**king reality". Ryanair CEO Micheal O'Leary isn’t happy with "Rachel Rubbish" Reeves for not abolishing Air Passenger Duty.

Swindon Town are the only team in the southwest to have achieved any of the following: — Premier League football — A MAJOR domestic trophy — A European trophy Others have been bankrolled, but they’ll never replicate the greatness of #STFC. History speaks louder than money.

Hi Grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was

"How many homes can Rayner buy??" OMG this wins the internet 😂

🚨DOWNING STREET DEMANDS EVERYONE STOP SHARING KEIR STARMER STUMBLE FOOTAGE They've actually asked broadcasters to stop playing the footage 🤣 Any excuse to keep on posting it 👍

BBC Politics Actually, the OBR official did precisely the opposite, observing that the Treasury had been informed that it was misleading the public and the markets. Why is the BBC publishing this false headline in support of the government?

Gordon Brown asked the Cabinet Secretary to investigate leaks by Mandelson to Epstein 5 months ago... In a statement released just now, Mr Brown said: "On September 10 last year, I wrote to the Cabinet Secretary to ask him to investigate the veracity of information contained

I sense that political obituarists are preparing to run with the line that Keir Starmer was a decent fellow, but ill-suited to politics. Honest but naïve. Well, have a look at this and then try to tell me he was honest. The signs were there from the start.

Fletcher Holman, what a find by Holloway! Kilkenny level of quality #STFC

Please come support this amazing football match to help us stop men deciding to leave us. Confirmed so far Danny Dyer, Olly Murs, Mashtag, Cole Anderson, Tom Zanetti, Mc Harvey, Gaz G Shore, Jamie O’Hara, big bosh John... Plus loads of X Pro’s loads more yet to confirm & a few

Parliament has been misled. So have our American allies. There never was a legal threat to the operability of the Diego Garcia base. The entire handover - the betrayal of the Chagossians, the £34 billion bill, the eco-vandalism, the win for China - was premised on a falsehood.

Hey Amazon.co.uk, how about telling your delivery drivers to actually ring the door bell or knock, instead of just leaving the package unattended 🤨

This from Geoffrey Cox KC MP was titanic - a truly beautiful speech. He outshone those sat opposite. They could only watch. And nervously laugh. This should be seen by every new MP to understand what they do, & every new barrister to understand what we do.

I'm old enough to remember when dodgy payments in transfer deals saw you demoted two divisions, not fined the cost of a third-choice left-back. #firstnotthird bbc.co.uk/sport/football…

Well done, Andrew Snowdon MP. Probably the best takedown today at PMQs of the vile Keir Starmer.

🚨And there you have it. Sly News are finally GETTING IT! If Labour actually cared about reducing carbon emissions and making us less dependent on imports from Qatar they would do *MORE* drilling in the North Sea. Ed Miliband's entire Net Zero argument DESTROYED in 2 minutes

Is This Plausible? I am Morgan Macsweeney I am Chief Of Staff to the Prime Minister of Great Britain and Northern Ireland I hold a top-secret security clearance I own a mobile phone I use this phone to conduct Government Business I use this phone to message with Lord Mandelson My

What? You don’t believe this anymore? I’m shocked 🫠

Just pointing out that I broke the story 7 months ago that Mandelson failed vetting from the security services and put it to Downing Street...so the idea that Downing Street only found out on Tuesday is complete nonsense. independent.co.uk/news/uk/politi…

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