this the kinda man you need to sniff after a long day

I think about this tweet everyday

Can i watch gay porn on your phone my phone died

Lababu rave

Lesbians love The Alien.

football game boring as fuck.

I’m doing a qna! Ask me questions And then I will answer them!

going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend

I want to join a polycule so that I can usurp the primary partner

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The Alien is Mexican

I wish I could fall asleep and wake up 3 years into a happy fulfilling marriage

Just had a land acknowledgment at the movie theater before the ads started

#BringBackBeards

This is insane and scaring me

smack cam

I should invest in an Etsy witch or two damn

The white people I follow on IG from HS got me crying bro

them when the news dropped