he asked whose pussy is this & i said well its opinions based

Okay true

My horny ass Could NOT work at Lil Caesars

When the poop feels like anal sex

dipped a milk in my Oreo

Pokémon Pokopia will host a collaboration with furniture giant IKEA. bit.ly/47xNwbF

Scrolled the timeline and it’s Gucci Mane kidnapped, Tiger Woods drunk as fuck in the back of a patrol car, and a government official’s husband with fake bimbo titties. It’s just too much.

Euroooos or dollarrrrz

Exposeee me exposeee me exposeee me

“American Horror Story” Season 13 is set to begin filming in New York City today.

Uhgggghhhggmmmmmmffucccmmmmm

you ever stretch so good and whimper like a faggot

Wake up slight existential dread then go to the flea market

VAPE GIRL HAS RETURNED IM GAGGING #euphoria

Giving my kid an egg and saying it’s empty but it’s actually full so the can throw it at Karlee and get her reaction

Fuck Spanish art omggg

Wait lowk the more I hear German it’s kinda like cute

where’s that tweet that said horsegiirl hides her face cause it’s malia obama LMAOSJSKDBJD

Mhm mhm lemme not forget my pale blue dot.

Brits in Tenerife be like