mama the LIBRARY

This is true sadly

Sent one email this morning and then took a 25 minute coffee break

companies should start making graphics like this for normal jobs. steve from accounting pack your bags brother

It's really cool that every time you fly the rules are different and no matter what they are the TSA guys treat you like a total moron, as though nobody EVER heard of removing a laptop from a bag

Need this

these are, uh, quite different things?

The government being mad that Hilton Hotels canceled rooms for kidnappers is probably the best ad for Hilton Hotels I’ve ever seen

Pat Bev grabbing a camera to show the refs a missed call and getting a tech for it 😂

Mike Drucker Right on Hilton Hotels

And I'm Tina! #ImTina

Klarna just repossessed my five guys bacon cheeseburger I financed

Why should city policies support Israel? Or any country for that matter.

Checking in on instagram reels

GEE REALLY? if only we had an international organization whos sole job it was to uphold those standards

In America you will constantly see old people driving 20 miles under the speed limit, visibly confused and distressed, a danger to themselves and everyone around them and you understand they likely have no other way to get around but it rly doesn't make it any better

This is authoritarianism at it's final form

Gotta suck to be the kid of a really bad coordinator, you finally start to get settled in school and whoops sorry Junior we gotta move across the country again because dad dropped his best pass rusher in coverage on 12% of snaps again

me: I’m gonna start a band called LMAFO my uncle: can I be in it