hi I'm tim and I've got a lot of great new rectangles for you today

is this a bit

This new tagline is streets ahead

Kiddo (9) and I were looking through a box of stickers and I handed them a sheet and said “look, bees”. Without pause they replied “YEAH BEEZ NUTZ” and I instantly felt every human emotion.

I truly hope everyone at Burning Man stays safe and alive because I don’t want any reason for me to feel bad about laughing at this so hard

Realizing my answer for any movie prompt is shots from Out of Sight.

In Pentagon lingo a mishap is more serious than an oopsie but not as bad as an uh-oh.

Is it canon or Legends that Thrawn’s first name is Steven but everyone always calls him Steve which makes him super mad?

My fav social network these days is the NYT crossword comments section. It makes me feel young and cool but also stupid. Acceptable trade-off.

Dune is a Thanksgiving movie (family themes, fun costumes, spice)

If you were trying to book the one Steep Ravine cabin that became available this morning for June 5, HAHA SUCKER IT WAS ME I GOT IT

Startup idea: soup.

when you randomly remember something awkward you did in 2019

of all potential Harris VPs I do think Pete Buttigieg would work hardest to get Rilo Kiley back together

Rugby sevens rules

cardigan? more like cardigant maybe im done here

New iPhone Pro immediately reminded me of the family truckster