asi me siento cuando digo que voy al gym

Don’t listen to what they say about your silly walk. I think your walk is fantastic, mister fox

Deleted instagram so I’m stuck staring at his LinkedIn headshot #yearner

ain’t shit funny today tbh

can’t focus like at all

when people use their laptops on the train i’m like is anything really THAT serious

Boss just came up behind me as I was looking at her place on Zillow

no babe u don’t understand thats just my friend i met on hinge

Why everybody on LinkedIn thrilled all the time

I don’t want to work tomorrow

Still I rise perro

When you wake up late for work and don't even know where to start...

We literally have to kill everyone

quando você começa a se imaginar casando com o ficante que claramente vai virar inimigo em um mês

Te faltó bloquearme de LinkedIn, ahí te van 5 lecciones de marketing que me dejó nuestra ruptura.

randomly turning 27 today

mexicans be like

Ligando por Teams while on the clock>>>>