check your kids halloween candy. someone tried to hide the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco's poison

I don’t need to BeReal. i need to BeLobotomized

*every phone in the court room buzzes at the same time* Judge: ok we’re going to break for 5 minutes so we can ⚠️BeReal⚠️ and then come back to hear closing arguments

one cold dr pepper has done more for me than a decade worth of antidepressants

just hayden christensen doing anakin skywalker’s signature lightsaber move. that’s it that’s the tweet.

girls, don’t let them scare you about getting older. i’m 10x cooler now than i was at age 23 and i literally promise you are only getting cooler

since it's the first day of summer, here's a thread of all the songs from the ultimate summer movie High School Musical 2:

people: “the US has no original culture” the US:

i don’t know i kind of believe whatever was at the back of that plane wasn’t real.

protect and serve 💅

This me doing the stanky leg

boy do i have a tv show for you

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

watching satc for the first time

The first Presidential debate will be held today.

Twitter always so good during chaotic events Ngl if the world is ending first thing ima do is open this app

I'm sprung