“Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days”

"We should keep Churchill on the £5 note" "We should have Wildlife on our money" There's a compromise

“Testing positive for pregnancy” is an in interesting way to say “being raped and impregnated by ICE agents”

Yer da when they don't put the word easter on a delicious choccy egg

I’m always at the bottom of the Zip leaderboard on LinkedIn 😔

the last two episodes of season 2 one piece had me BAWLING my eyes out bruh

If a black woman acted like how alhan acted they would have been put on the chopping board, genuinely one of the nastiest contestants #inside

i feel so guilty for being able to live normally while being aware of the fact that there's people dying to exist. there's literal people who are being killed for nothing.

lookin like a damn Moth !!

Just so we're clear, Israel is now the first state to have an ethnicity-based death penalty since Nazi Germany.

The nerve of Alhan saying “stay in touch” whilst Chian is leaving because of HIM 🙃 #inside

I wish Mac Miller wasn’t dead 😔

Jesus was a Palestinian. Happy Easter.

is she right?🤔

What is the science behind Alexa? Genuinely every time she shuffles my music it is 10/10, but when Apple shuffles my music it’s soo dookie 😔

Rest In Peace, Tom. He was left in a coma, turned 22 while in that coma and passed away on 13th January 2004.

Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'

i cant wait to see what theyll do to piss me off this time

It’s crazy that X Factor had an ‘Over 25s’ category. 11 year old me was sat there thinking they were so brave for trying to achieve their dreams at such a late stage in life