We've given the cake boss too much.

Feel bad for all the trees at the park open mics who were just living tree life for 150 years sprouting leaves etc and now have guys yelling slurs at them from a PA system

get in, loser. we’re going to ChUC. sept 14. who’s in?

if hauling your baby around is anywhere near as difficult as carrying an iced coffee around the airport it’s gonna have to be a no for me

The 90s were truly a peak time for uncles

You’re not a man until you can tie a tie without going on YouTube.

90% of being an adult is just wiping down countertops.

Tonight! ChUC returns at 9pm at The Beat Kitchen.

Feeling medieval as shit walking down the street eating plain bread during a plague

Exercising patience by watching my girlfriend struggle to play video games. 😌

My friend is making me listen to Phish in the car and I just looked up to see how much time was left in the song

ChUC is BACK! Get your tickets below for an amazing show featuring Tommy McNamara, Matty Ryan, @activesandal , Skyler Higley, and @andyandyfleming! 🎟️➡️ bit.ly/39CbKTP

Your favorite comedy show is back is business and bringing another AMAZING lineup. Join mallory b as she hosts @kendallklitzke, Victoria Vincent, Hilary Jimenez, *screams into the void*, and Mike Atcherson! 🎟️➡️ bit.ly/3uaG0hZ

Join @steph_eloise as she hosts an amazing show tonight! Cameron Gillette @saggiesplinters @sarastandup gena gephart and more! $10 at Beat Kitchen tickets ➡️ fb.me/e/1yP9iogEZ

I drank so much at a wedding this weekend that when I got back to my hotel I thought about getting into writing poetry.

I just heard a man genuinely apologize and got goosebumps.

Yes sex is great but have you smelled watermelon scented hand sanitizer?

Hosting a hot Chicago Underground tonight at Beat Kitchen ! 9pm come on out!