Got an email saying Happy Juneteenth from my job, yet I still have to work 🙃

Become a writer anyway. Fuck it, do it, it won't save you, but it's still a beautiful dream to write novels and short stories and poems and mingle with other dreamers and make art and laugh in the face of death. And writing is constant death. May you always live más.

I mainly wear Hoochie Daddy Shorts to make old black folks uncomfortable

Lois Lane: Superman we’ve been dating for six months and I still don’t know who you are! *Superman puts on glasses* Lois Lane: CLARK!? What are you doing here?

Want to ruin a high schooler’s day? Tell him his Jordans are fake.

It’s cost $0.00 to retweet and support a small black owned business

I find it ironic when a job that pays minimum wage plays “Break My Soul” while you’re working.

I knew I was getting old when my favorite NBA player got inducted into the Hall Of Fame 😳

In honor of his death, I’m calling out of work and rewatching reruns while eating soup.

Is it me or are these Trader Joe’s cashiers trying to fuck?

White weddings are weird. An hour in and no one is singing Jagged Edge.

I can tell you never had to take care of kids at a restaurant, field trip, or any public setting. That’s a form of birth control no one talks about.

None of them. Killer Mike has the best album not only in June, but the whole year.

Wait til I get my hands on the first nigga that told a white person they look good with braids/dreads.

When I have the day off, it’s Ingenious People’s Day. If I’m working, it’s Columbus Day.

Retweet if you want a FREE shirt ✊🏾

There are more people watching this fight than people who went out to vote.

Games go so much faster when you’re losing a parlay

Hulk Hogan’s hell is an all Black handicap match with the ref knocked out.