Mike Atcherson (@ogmikeatch) 's Twitter Profile
Mike Atcherson

@ogmikeatch

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Become a writer anyway. Fuck it, do it, it won't save you, but it's still a beautiful dream to write novels and short stories and poems and mingle with other dreamers and make art and laugh in the face of death. And writing is constant death. May you always live mƔs.

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Lois Lane: Superman we’ve been dating for six months and I still don’t know who you are! *Superman puts on glasses* Lois Lane: CLARK!? What are you doing here?

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I can tell you never had to take care of kids at a restaurant, field trip, or any public setting. That’s a form of birth control no one talks about.