Nice spot to work today!

I have zero interest in Harry and Meghan, but it's great watching all of the worst people on Twitter lose their tiny little minds over clips about them. bUt ShE's MoCkInG oUr CuLtUrE. Absolute wet wipes the lot of them.

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A ‘brief error of judgement’? Wouldn’t it be called ‘breaking the law’ for the rest of us?

If you're boycotting #dungeonsanddragons or #HogwartsLegacy because of moral outrage but still wearing Nike and ADIDAS, eating Nestle, using iPhones, shopping on Amazon and watching Disney+ then you need to give your head a teeny tiny wobble.

Is the ‘left-wing economic establishment’ part of the ‘anti-growth coalition’ or are they rival factions?

The greatest story ever told

Memes you can hear. Happy Friday Ben Ben Bigelow - this one made me think of you.

Sometimes JD really was just me.

Looks like we got our first choice of school for Ez. Happy and relieved - my man is so excited for the next bit of his adventure ☺️

Waking up and reading the polling results so far... #ToriesOut

Finally finished #TedLasso - what a show! I've loved Bill Lawrence since Scrubs changed my life while I was at Uni and he's still got the uncanny ability to make me go from crying laughing to just regular crying in a beat. Magnificent. Next up, #shrinking

Has anyone else's Twitter just become completely saturated with weird ads for obviously shoddy 'Wish' style crap? Croc headlights, posture fixers, magic car repair soap and 'WW2 firelighters' every 4th or 5th Tweet.

Margaret. Are you available to help?

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None of these people ever give the vaguest impression of having gone into politics to improve any life but their own. The competition to be ever more performatively cruel about refugees is literally all they have left. The Faragification of the Tory party is surely complete.

They throw live foxes to a pack of dogs to be torn apart and laugh about it . They smash peoples vehicles up with impunity and the police do nothing . What sort of country are we living in ? It’s got to change The Labour Party Keir Starmer Steve Reed MP Angela Rayner Please RT

Shout out to the woman in the background who was clearly quite bored with the story about a 5 year old that died in a Cambridge primary school. Clearly much more important things to do on her phone... #PMQs #ToriesOut

Someone had to... Clifton Suspension Bridge have left X.