When the right-wing propaganda outlet Newsmax and the supposedly mainstream CBS News have virtually the same anti-Biden tweet.

“We came to a very Black, queer, trans, antifascist place with a reputation for beating up Nazis, that explicitly told us not to bring our hateful anti-Black, anti-queer, anti-trans, book-banning fascist rhetoric into their city… and they were mean to us!!!”

What better way to celebrate America’s birthday than to tell the President of the United States that his team isn’t allowed to communicate with entities that have profound impacts on our national security. The first amendment only applies if you aren’t in government, I guess.

“I thought I was just the kind of drunk where I started confusing Bob Seger songs for the national anthem. Doug, take your hat off! ‘Night Moves’ is playing! Don’t be a dick, man!”—Kyle Kinane

OK IM TELLING YALL NOW I WOULD HAVE GOT SHOT!! IMAGINE IF THST WAS YOUR MOTHER, GRANDMOTHER, AUNT OR WIFE OR SISTER!! FUCK HOLDING A CAMERA MY KNEE JERK WENT YO DIVE ON DUDES BACK WHAT THE FUCK?! FUCK YOUR FOURTH OF JULY!! THIS MF NEEDS TO BE HANDLED WE GOT TO FIGHT BACK!

If you bitches light fireworks in my fucking forests again I will show no mercy

Not all heroes wear capes

Today, we celebrate the extraordinary talent of Bill Watterson on his 65th birthday! The legacy of Calvin & Hobbes lives on, reminding us to embrace our inner child,explore our imaginations and find beauty in the simplest moments. Here’s to the magic you’ve shared with the world!

Nothing but respect for my presidents

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Cut to next season when Jimmy and Spo are yelling at each other during a timeout while Dame looks off into the distance dreaming about skipping the line at Bamboo Sushi

How To Piss Away 11 Years Of Goodwill In 5 Days by Damian Lillard Foreword by Aaron Goodwin

I’d just like to point out that if I’m laying out $15 per beer, $35 to park, $25 on a chicken bucket and whatever the hell I’m spending on a ticket PER GAME … I’m an investor at that point and it’s definitely “we”

I knew about both of these things but this is one remarkable chart from David Leonhardt this morning:

It’s pathetic enough when people jump on the far right grift because they want money. But Russell Brand already HAS money. He’s doing the grift for the attention alone, which is somehow even more pathetic.

Also, the GOP:

Hey, I made up a word. Christogrifter

i still get hate messages because of this tweet lol