Chris Castles (@chris_castles) 's Twitter Profile
Chris Castles

@chris_castles

piss-artist, lummox, clown, flunky, oaf, film boy... check out my show Cocktales

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calendar_today15-09-2010 07:33:27

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hootlooney (@aprilinbisbee) 's Twitter Profile Photo

All the guys on @IssuesWithAndy and Doug Stanhope all got a shout out in my zoom divorce meeting today. Hey - they asked who was on my shirt what choice did I have?

Doug Stanhope (@dougstanhope) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Me and bingo just started a road trip with no plans, direction or end date. But we have a boatload of 2 dollar bills so we brought along a grand or so that we'll be buying, tipping or bribing people with along the way. Just so we can call it the #DroppingDeuces tour.

Me and <a href="/bingobingaman/">bingo</a> just started a road trip with no plans, direction or end date.

But we have a boatload of 2 dollar bills so we brought along a grand or so that we'll be buying, tipping or bribing people with along the way.

Just so we can call it the #DroppingDeuces tour.
Andy Andrist (@andyandrist) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Big sale at Naturejack.com!!! Come on America sometimes you’ve gotta fight for your right to PARTY!! Freedom isn’t free but $20 isn’t a lot.

Big sale at Naturejack.com!!! Come on America sometimes you’ve gotta fight for your right to PARTY!! Freedom isn’t free but $20 isn’t a lot.
𝕷𝖎𝖑𝖞 (@niiightshadee) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Simon’s “depressing moment” (since he wasn’t there earlier when the other fish shared theirs) — “They all see me as a nice guy, but they don’t see me when I’m alone in my room jerking off to terrorism” #fishtanklive #fishtankliveupdates

Omnispleesh (@el_cilantro) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Simon: "You gain karma points, and if you gain enough you reincarnate as an asian stand-up comedian. I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy. I never imagined myself doing this, pissing off americans, hoping they forget about Pearl Harbor." #fishtanklive #fishtankliveupdate

Simon: "You gain karma points, and if you gain enough you reincarnate as an asian stand-up comedian. I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy. I never imagined myself doing this, pissing off americans, hoping they forget about Pearl Harbor."

#fishtanklive #fishtankliveupdate
deloused mouse (@delousedmouse) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Simon’s situation while hilarious its also very real because thats how scared most comedians are of being blacklisted over some jokes #fishtanklive