All the guys on @IssuesWithAndy and Doug Stanhope all got a shout out in my zoom divorce meeting today. Hey - they asked who was on my shirt what choice did I have?

The only thing that can halt a ‘trucker’ protest is a well staffed glory hole.

Update on the documentary at 1:27.Paul Provenza on Dystopia Tonight Ep 152 youtu.be/uZXA3DZ57sE via YouTube

Cops will ticket someone for texting and driving then drive off while using a full laptop on the dash

Coming soon ‘forced’ Mother’s Day.

Me and bingo just started a road trip with no plans, direction or end date. But we have a boatload of 2 dollar bills so we brought along a grand or so that we'll be buying, tipping or bribing people with along the way. Just so we can call it the #DroppingDeuces tour.

Big sale at Naturejack.com!!! Come on America sometimes you’ve gotta fight for your right to PARTY!! Freedom isn’t free but $20 isn’t a lot.

The new fish Simon was dropping bars before the tank too #fishtanklive #fishtankliveupdate

Simon’s “depressing moment” (since he wasn’t there earlier when the other fish shared theirs) — “They all see me as a nice guy, but they don’t see me when I’m alone in my room jerking off to terrorism” #fishtanklive #fishtankliveupdates

Simon going full bully in the bathroom #fishtanklive #fishtankliveupdate

Simon: "You gain karma points, and if you gain enough you reincarnate as an asian stand-up comedian. I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy. I never imagined myself doing this, pissing off americans, hoping they forget about Pearl Harbor." #fishtanklive #fishtankliveupdate

fishtank fans please make “Simon Cancelled” thumbnails and send them to me Thank you

BREAKING SIMON GETS CANCLED #fishtanklive #fishtankliveupdates

Simon’s situation while hilarious its also very real because thats how scared most comedians are of being blacklisted over some jokes #fishtanklive

I broke the fish tank

Good one!

Soaking up my last 15 minutes of fame by dropping a rap song about breaking the fish tank youtu.be/dTunD_XN5fI

Simon the Cancelled 🚫tai nguyen #fishtanklive #fishtankdotlive