muratina makosa inakuanga kusimama.....as long as umeketi uko sober

I’m trying to explain to my Zambian friend that 7AM, 8AM, and 9AM, is ‘saa moja’, ‘saa mbili’, ‘saa tatu’, after teaching her that 7, 8, and 9, are saba, nane, and tisa. Feels like I’m making shit up.

SHA software cost 3 Thika Roads , yet patients still can’t get basic care. Priorities are completely upside down.

I saw a comment on TikTok where a lady said her 2year old niece was so active, she doesn’t sit down for even 2 seconds… her mum had to take her to the hospital to ask if toddlers run mad at that age 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Simple zima uwashe Isipopotea zima toa battery for 15 mins urudishe Sometime the MAF misbehaves

I love having the same mutuals on different social media apps like seeing them tweet about needing their pussy ate and then I go watch their instagram story and they’re in the park reading a book lol

Men, NEVER forgive a cheating wife. #MasculinitySaturday

Men, Be ruthless and unapologetic when executing your revenge against a cheating wife. Don't forget the disrespect. Walk with the lesson in your heart. #MasculinitySaturday

Men, Stop dating older women. A woman beyond 24 has nothing to offer. #MasculinitySaturday

Men, A man who hopes his disobedient wife will change is like a fisherman sitting at the bank of a river waiting for the crocodile to transform into a lizard. #MasculinitySaturday

Men, Disrespect begins with simple signals, Like, Calling you the name on your ID card during a disagreement. Or, Reminding you that she met you when you were poor, haggard and unpleasant, "But I chose you instead." The pattern is always glaring. #MasculinitySaturday

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Men, Of course, it is painful when your marriage falls apart, It is heartbreaking, But you are a MAN. Pick the pain, Collect the rubble, Chin towards God. You will be fine. You will even be better and greater. #MasculinitySaturday

Men, It is easy to say, "If a woman with whom I have children cheats, I will chase her away." These are simps saying it. They talk tough behind the keyboard but back in their houses they coil like millipedes. Do you think you will just wake up and chase her? She will report

Men, Pray for your fellow men. I do this every morning. Men are silently in pain. A man might look jovial but, he is in pain, tears, betrayal, struggles, and wasted years. If we hold a man's hand, and light up his dream, we are lighting up the future. #MasculinitySaturday

A kiambu niggah amepeleka his weak strokes kwa matoke babe, na vile wanakuanga na appetite ya mtombo

BREAKING VIDEO: Kenya’s Sabastian Sawe becomes the first person ever to win a regular marathon in under two hours, setting a new world record at the London Marathon in 1:59:30! Kenyans invented running™

Sifuna is cooking William Ruto alafu wanaeka Baba's previous statement "Mr Sifuna speaks on behalf of the party"😂😂😂😂😂

Fumbling a good man will have you waking up with regret at 3:00 a.m., because deep down you know you really lost. 😭

If you were in St Anne's Girls Mumias in 2015 or before and you're in contact with Md Roselyne Anyango(Achoki) kindly share them w me.I need to update her that I'm a lawyer now,soon to be adv after she told me that I'd amount to nothing just bc I didn't have a handwriting book.