a pigeon at pride

Obsessed with how boring I’ve gotten this year

im actually the chillest girl alive if you don’t count all the batshit insane shit ive done and continue to do

2 months till spotify wrapped aka twitters met gala

damn some bitch just fell down the stairs in my complex and i went to check on her n all she said was “no i deserve this”

stace asked me to get her popeyes and i just sat in the drive thru for 20 minutes. turns out this is taco bell.

Venmo: Megan-Chilese 👀🥸

student loan company sliding back into my inbox after 2 years? baby we broke up. Stop embarrassing yourself

the feminine urge to pee in ur pad

The CDC now recommends ignoring the red flags and texting him anyway

porta potties on ice. like this if u saw the show

I do not know how to successfully end a conversation

im not feeling very claritin clear

"i'm 6'1 if that matters" how tall is your old man?