By far the funniest contingent of QTs here is “Marxists for Jeffersonian yeoman farming”. You need to go to the ideology store and pick a new one buddy, that dog is not gonna hunt.

been obsessed with the implications of this poll result over the past few days such an tragic failure of coordination. 46% of people pointlessly killing themselves by being well-meaning retards

Faust pt. II

Made a discovery last night

I thought my favorite thread in Twitter history had been deleted and lost forever, but it turns out my friend had screenshots. See replies for the rest.

The only sane number of random people lit on fire in public transport is zero.

my personal experience tells me this is possible, but you have to be cool with disappointing your parents to do it

MahNemJeff Ridiculous Psychological Creature🐯 He drove into the house in self defense

must be a thomist, reading Aristotle instead of the Bible!

this sentence has saved me from at least six meltdowns this year

rare pic of adorno and horkheimer writing dialectic of enlightenment

I’ll admit that when this kid first got fired I was fully prepared to just take the L and say “well, maybe he went a bit far revealing his power level etc etc, have to keep good PR”. I realize now that that was a TRAUMA RESPONSE conditioned by the USAID-FUNDED MASS ABUSE we

J.D. Vance (out loud): Zelensky. You're not just a little man, but you're short as well. And you come into this office and track dirt on Mister Trump's nice presidential rug. You should sell Crimea for 5 dollars Vance (in his head): there's a very apt Landshark tweet about this

geothermal enthusiast 🌋☀️💨🌊🔋🏗️🏬🌆🌃🚄🚴‍♂️ explaining water usage to americans -- "okay imagine a burger"

I was smoking earlier and got picked up while hitchhiking twice in a 10 min window. Lost my lighter in the last car, and have been sitting in the same spot for 30 minutes. Conclusion: Nicotine gives you mild psychic powers.

Whether Shrek unjustly broke up a valid sacramental marriage between Fiona and Lord Farquaad? Objection 1: It would seem that Shrek did unjustly break up a valid Catholic marriage. For the Our Lord says, “What God has joined together, let no man separate” (Matt. 19:6). But Fiona