The Fault in Erik's Everything

Bobby's powers are pretty chill

erik you think killing people will make them like you but it doesn't. it just makes them dead

xoxo gossip mutant

//my sister saw me typing that tweet and asked "why am I even friends with you"

Erik keeps trying to change the Brotherhood's name to "Maroon 5"

There aren't even 5 of them. That makes no sense. This wasn't thought through very well Erik

charles xavier tbh and he went home without you, so...it really makes me wonder

xmen party tip: don't make fire jokes because jean grey and pyro may or may not get offended

erik lehnsherr xmen party tip: don't make magnet jokes because erik may or may not get turned on

erik

2/2 xavier siblings can confirm that dating erik lehnsherr will lead to him shooting you

we're beauty and we're grace we're guarding outer space

logan tried to rip my face off the other day because i assigned him to teach world history, musical theatre and australian geography

oh my sweet summer(s) child(ren)

one time i asked mystique to be charles for me and she was like “ok” but then she kicked me so hard i didnt wake up until a week later so

erik was like "you abandoned us all" and I was like, "why are you so obsessed with me?"