[lifts million ton stadium for the vine]

no i'm still the father wanda's just going to manipulate reality & take us back to a time where marvel didn't ruin comic canon for the mcu

me flirting: save a horse, ride a horseman ;)

LADIES! If he assembles a task force of puny mutants to save the world and defend human rights, he is so not worth your time!

the real reason why mystique isn't blue is because our entire paint budget went to apocalypse & his giant eggplant lookin ass

let's play a game it's called find the one still where mystique is mutant and proud enough to be in her natural form in our trailer

when I think of pietro i tend to think of white.. White hair, white shoes, whitewashed,

some of the comic canon just needs to be left out of the movies in order to make a great film! Like, wolverine, our #1 cash cow, apparently,

the rumors are in fact, true, charles and i are back and gayer than ever

oh charles i hate it when you leave but i love watching that chrome dome glisten as you wheel away

i cant wait for 90s xmen when we all get to take turns singing i'm blue da ba dee in mystique's general direction

mystique: erik no me: peter: erik no me: charles: erik no me: ....old friend, you make a point

it's funny because in our universe ajax got his name from the dish soap & charles stole his look from mr clean

magneto in the streets, domagnatrix in the sheets

charles & i, about to make out as our hetero love interests gaze in horror: this is just how mutants say hello

[tries to coexist with humans peacefully & save someone's life, gets entire family killed] [stares into the camera like i'm on the office]

i went to poland in search of solace and only attracted more problems... & it wasn't because of my magnetic personality

charles may solve his problems by amassing more children but i solve my issues by locking them away in my cold dead heart so who really wins

sometimes you just gotta go on a random polish staycation for 10 years and build a polish family man, totally normal coping mechanism

hey i'm erik the radar technician