sorry i can't help you with your oncoming addiction charles, i'm too busy being locked up in fucking prison but it's cool

ok hank so what you threw me into that fountain i needed a shower anyway you glorified college football mascot

emma frost must be protected at all costs!!!!!! .... . .. oh wait... 2 soon

what would you do if i was enforcing mutant superiority through hostility next to you haha ;)

"my legs are hurt and so are my feelings" thEN GET YOUR SMART ASS INTO A WHEELCHAIR OR HAVE HANK MAKE YOU SOME NEW LEGS DAMN CHARLES

with great power comes great possibility of being paralyzed/ paralyzing your best friend and boyfriend

*hoobastank voice* i'm not a perfect person,, i never meant to do those things 2 u

// in case you guys have been wondering how i am, i'm doin alright,, i got my hair done today so obligatory selfie

times are tough.......... which is why i built my lair with my mutation instead of supporting my children

*charles voice* shot in the back, and ur 2 blame, u give love a bad name

juicy couture??? more like prison couture

i need a silver leather jacket and ridiculous goggles i'm going as my son for halloween

***mutant ft. beyonce

“@hulklingVEVO: sex is a lot like xmen. theres some metal involved. ur legs are probably gonna get paralysed” i can confirm this is 100% tru

look it's ur own magneto starter pack so u MIGHT be as cool as me

sometimes i do photoshoots to pay for my "child support" and by "child support" i mean expensive watches and suspicious trips to westchester

black friday sales on magnets and maroon clothing