disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack. phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no

Today is Ted Danson’s birthday.

Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.

Going to spend $10 on one banana today to honor a legend. RIP Jessica Walter.

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pho feels like a warm hug.

i love my girlfriend 🥺

girls only want one thing and that’s for brendan fraser to be happy

Join us tomorrow from 11:30am - 2:00pm at the Honors College! This event is open for current and perspective honors students! Grab a couple of friends and come get some ice cream 🍦

thinking about how scared the founding fathers would be if they saw a Furby

OK but good luck getting him out of there

When I was young, this was the only queer relationship on TV

hello sharks I'm asking for 20,000 francs and for box 5 to be left empty

Effective immediately